Offline AI Assistant | ChatGPT Alternative — No Internet, No Cloud, No Subscription | Runs From USB

Tired of paying $20/month to let a cloud server read everything you type?

ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini — they're all rentals. You pay monthly, they log your conversations, and the second you lose internet, you lose your AI.

EVA is different. EVA is a fully offline AI assistant that lives on a USB drive. Plug it in. She runs entirely on your own hardware — no internet connection, no subscription, no corporate server ever seeing your words.

What EVA Does

• Thinks like ChatGPT — powered by the same class of large language models, built for offline use
• Runs from a USB drive — works on any Windows PC, no installation required
• Saves your conversations — chat history stays on your drive, never touches a cloud
• Works anywhere — no WiFi, no cell signal, no data plan needed
• One-time purchase — $149, no monthly fees, ever

Who This Is For

• People who are done paying $20/month for AI they don't fully own
• Anyone who works in areas without reliable internet — remote sites, travel, off-grid living
• Professionals who can't afford to have sensitive conversations logged on someone else's server
• Privacy-conscious people who want AI that answers only to them

What You Get

• EVA USB drive with AI pre-loaded and ready to run
• No software to install — plug in and double-click to start
• License locked to your specific drive — your copy is yours alone
• Works on any modern Windows PC

$149. One time. No subscription. No cloud. No one watching.